Blue Light Special

We have 4 children, so the following applies: ***NO SMOKING, VAPING, DRUGS*** ***NO DOGS ALLOWED***KEEP YOUR CAT, IGUANA, FISH OR WHATEVER ELSE INSIDE YOUR RIG, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.*** In case you’re one of “those people:” ***THERE IS CURRENTLY A BLUE STREET LIGHT C/O DUKE ENERGY THAT SHINES OVER OUR PROPERTY, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO IT, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU*** ***THIS IS A COUNTRY PROPERTY AND HAS COUNTRY NOISES, LIKE BARKING DOGS AND CROWING ROOSTERS. NEED SILENCE? LOOK ELSEWHERE.*** ***IF YOU LIKE TO FIND SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYWHERE YOU STAY, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU.*** ***IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO GOOGLE STREET AND SATELLITE VIEW TO SEE IF YOU CAN FIT. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGE TO YOU, YOUR RIG OR YOUR PET IGUANA.*** Now that we worked that out and you’re still here…this is a pull through spot in front of a mobile home that we bought to renovate while we wait for home prices to drop so that we can buy a house. We are actively renovating it M-Sat. We will park our vehicles behind your vehicles. For $5/day, you may use our city water. Although we have a 30 amp hook up, we are using it for our Airstream, so it is unavailable at this time. No dump available. Please do not dump your gray or black tanks on our property. 19 miles to South Mountains State Park 22 miles to Linville Falls 25 miles to Blowing Rock 30 miles to Lake James State Park 38 miles to Grandfather Mountain State Park 58 miles to Asheville 60 miles to Charlotte